Total Medals Earned: 203 (From 53 different games.) Total Medal Score: 4,420 Points
Medals Earned: 4/4 (90/90 points)
Complete 6 levels.
Complete 12 levels.
Complete 18 levels.
Complete 24 levels.
Medals Earned: 5/5 (160/160 points)
kill the first boss
find and kill a miniboss
buy somethign in the shop
Kill the second boss
find it
Medals Earned: 1/4 (25/90 points)
Got to da chopper
Died 20 times in one sitting
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Beat the game without dying
Medals Earned: 4/9 (80/355 points)
Level up to the max level
Beat the game
Defeat Tom's Backup Plan
Get the max attack combo chain
Beat the game without a helper
Get 12 red coins in one game
Beat the game in under 5 minutes
Beat the game without getting hit
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/30 points)
It looks like your vance skill is not good enough.
You probably tried very hard?
Medals Earned: 5/6 (145/245 points)
Outrun the fuzz in level one
Lose the blues in level two
Break free from the PD in level three
Settle the score in level four
Make it out alive in level five
Refuse to get on the train for 60 seconds in level 5
Medals Earned: 6/7 (50/60 points)
There go my hopes and dreams.
Snipin's a good job, mate! It's challengin' work, outta doors.
Tactical nuke, incoming!
The pen is mightier than the sword!
Better go see a doctor!
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/215 points)
Complete 4 levels.
Complete 8 levels.
Complete 16 levels.
Complete 20 levels.
Why would you even bother clicking on it?
The credits are over, why are you still walking?
You've successfully gotten into the janitor's closet!
You've successfully started the fire to distract the principle!